Your baby’s first year may be the only time that you will be able to control what your baby has to say. Use baby onesies with clever sayings and have him or her say exactly what you want. But don’t wait too long - just as quickly as your child learns to talk will come the independence to speak his or her own mind.
Baby onesies, first invented by Gerber, are the perfect clothing for your baby. The snap-under-the-crotch design of these garments solves a host of problems. They hide the diaper. They do not come untucked from Baby’s pants. They work just fine alone around the house or can be worn together with a wide variety of tops and bottoms. Yet they are very convenient for those diaper changes because of the snaps.
First valued as practical underwear for babies, onesies quickly began to replace t-shirts and other tops as primary baby clothing. Now onesies can be found in literally thousands of different colors, patterns, and designs from hundreds of manufacturers. And onesies with a funny message has become the most popular category. Clever sayings are printed or embroidered on the front and/or back of the onesies, making it more than just a piece of clothing, but a means of communication. This represents the parents’ opportunity to infuse their child with opinions, personality, attitude, or humor far beyond the child’s innate abilities. Examples range from simply cute to downright cruel:
? “Lock Up Your Daughters.”
? “I Only Cry When Ugly People Hold Me.”
? “My Heart Belongs to Daddy.”
? “Does This Diaper Make My Butt Look Big?”
Just keep in mind that it should be more than the message that you look at when deciding on a funny onesie. Embroidered messages and designs are much more durable and richer looking than screenprint designs. And don’t ignore the overall quality of the basic garment itself.
Robert Meier is President of Baby Supermall, an online retailer of baby products, including: infant clothing and nursery bedding. Baby Supermall carries a large selection of funny baby onesies.
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